254 Funny Knock Knock Jokes – The only funny list you need!

Let’s talk about funny knock knock jokes. *Pauses for groans* Yes, we know, putting the words “funny knock knock jokes” together can seem like an oxymoron, but the fact is, knock knock jokes are funny!

In fact, they’re some of the funniest jokes ever! They’re just funny in a really cheesy, corny, groany sort of way.

To prove our point, we’ve knocked out some of our favorite funny knock knock jokes for you right here. So feel free to enjoy some great puns, awkward references, and shoe-horned punchlines, and then pick a few and share them with your friends.

You’ll really knock their socks off with these!

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20 Best funny knock knock Jokes

If you’re going to tell funny knock knock jokes—and many people will tell you to ignore that impulse—you have to hit the naysayers with your best material. So, prove to the world they’ve misjudged your humor with these great jokes.

1. Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Cows go
Cows go who?

Funny, and educational!

2. Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Cash.
Cash who?

Not a joke for those with nut allergies.

3. Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Ya.
Ya who?

4. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue
Avenue who?

The punchline’s right around the corner.

5. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?

6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?

7. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?

Candice joke make you laugh?

8. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?

9. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Amish
Amish Who?

Try this joke, you Mennonite like it.

11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara
Barbara who?

13. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?

Aloha-ha-ha.

14. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?

15. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?

17.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?

18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe Who?

19. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?

20. Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Dishes!
dishes who?

Wash you do this time?

20 corny but funny knock knock jokes

There’s more corn in a knock knock joke than in the entire Midwest. So, by telling these corny jokes in knock knock form, you’re really just staying true to the art.

21. Voldemort: Knock Knock
Harry Potter: Who’s There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?

22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?

Oil be right out.

23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?

This joke really shakes things up.

24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?

This’ll really egg your audience on.

25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Big interrupting cow.
Big interrupting cow who?

26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?

27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?

28. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?

29. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Urine
Urine Who?

30. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?

That’s a Dolly good joke.

31. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?

32. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?

Oh, buzz off, will you?

33. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?

34. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?

No, because you’re gross.

35. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?

36. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?

37. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?

Even the jokes only remember the winners.

38. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?

39. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?

40. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?

Luke under the mat.

18 funny dad knock knock jokes

Dad jokes have become the favorite pastime of out-of-touch fathers eager to embarrass their offspring. So, get some practice in annoying your future kids with these funny knock knock jokes that are as dad-like as a Father’s Day tie.

41. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?

42. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?

Dad won’t leaf you alone until you laugh at this one.

43. Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Phillip.
Phillip who?

It’s already Ben done.

44.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?

Not if you’re a sail’s man.

45. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?

How tragic.

46. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

47. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?

48. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?

49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?

50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sorry
Sorry who?

51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Twit
Twit who?

52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tad
Tad who?

A really Looney punchline there.

53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tad
Tad who?

54. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino!
Rhino who?

I thought it was elephants that didn’t forget.

55. Knock knock.
Who’s there
Leena.
Leena who?

56. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?

Really yolk it up with this one.

57. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Money.
Money who?

58. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Aida!
Aida who?

17 funny christmas knock knock jokes

Tis the season for trees, lights, carols, presents, and really bad jokes that make everyone wish they’d spent the holiday alone. These knock knock Christmas jokes are so bad, yule wish you’d hadn’t told them all! O holy mistake!

Here are 17 funny Christmas knock knock jokes:

59. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?

Wrong holiday, boat boy!

60. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?

61. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?

Tex, very much.

62. knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?

63. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?

Can’t Comet on this one.

64. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?

65. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?

66. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Claus.
Claus who?

67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?

Snow way that’s the right forecast.

68. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?

69. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda…
Honda who?

Thought it might be a new Civic instead…

70. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

They’re all Don.

71. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal.
Coal who?

That’s some really black humor.

72. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?

73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?

74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?

12 funny math knock knock jokes

Funny knock knock jokes operate on simple arithmetic: presence + punchline = cringing listeners. Really hit the math home by telling these knock knock math jokes.

75. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Two 4’s
Two 4’s who?

76. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zeroes!
Zeroes who?

77. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tangents!
Tangents who?

They go with cosines.

78. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Axis.
Axis who?

79. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Möbius.
Möbius who?

80. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Outlier.
Outlier who?

Always tough when you aren’t part of the cool data set.

81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mode.
Mode who?

I don’t know what you mean.

82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex who?

Certainly if they can’t curve their behavior.

83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?

84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?

Is this joke even funny?

85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?

86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?

12 funny but stupid knock knock jokes

Don’t let anyone tell you you’re stupid for telling funny knock knock jokes. Tell these stupid jokes, and prove it to them before they can accuse you!

87. knock knock
Who’s there?
Deja.
Deja who?

I swear I’ve heard this one before.

88. knock knock
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?

89. knock knock
Who’s there?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb who?

Mind your own beeswax!

90. knock knock
Who’s there?
Stupid.
Stupid who?

91. knock knock
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?

92. knock knock
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?

This punchline really bugs me.

93. knock knock
Who’s there?
Police
Police who?

Sounds like a real emergency.

94. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?

95. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream Soda.
Ice Cream Soda who?

96. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?

Don’t make telling this joke a habit.

97. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?

98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?

Cheddar ask her out then.

10 funny birthday knock knock jokes

Don’t have the money to buy someone a decent birthday gift? Tell them these knock knock birthday jokes, so they disinvite you to the party!

99. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?

100. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alligator.
Alligator who?

Crocodile it down a bit.

101. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?

A joke that really sizzles.

102. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hippo.
Hippo who?

103. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?

104. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?

Don’t clog up the conversation with this one.

105. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?

106. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?

This joke dwarfs the competition.

107. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?

10 funny old people knock knock jokes

Getting old isn’t funny, so old people have to find consolation in old people jokes. Whether you’re old or old at heart, these knock knock jokes really will make you wish you could go senile a little earlier.

108. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?

109.Knock Knock
Who’s there?
The Doctor
Doctor Who?

Time really Lords it over the elderly.

110. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?

111. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?

112. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?

113. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna.
Nanna who?

Nanna ain’t in the mood today.

114. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?

This joke really sticks with you.

115. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?

116. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?

Depends which way you’re coven.

117. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?

10 funny dog knock knock jokes

Whenever your dog refuses to follow your commands, really put him in his place with these biting knock knock dog jokes. That’ll show him who’s boss.

118. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Defense.
Defense who?

119. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh
Hugh who?

Who’s a good joke, oh, who’s a good joke? You are! Oh yes, you are!

120. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bow.
Bow who?

Great, now the dogs are correcting everyone’s grammar!

121. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

122. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Senior.
Senior who?

A real howler of a joke.

123. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ty.
Ty who?

At leash you could be more polite about it.

124. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ron!
Ron who?

125. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Pooch!
Pooch who?

Canine ask for a hug?

126. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?

127.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?

9 funny political knock knock jokes

We live in dark political times, so lighten everybody up with these knock knock political jokes. You’ll get bipartisan agreement that you have an awful sense of humor.

128. Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Busch Light!
Busch Light who?

That beers repeating.

130. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
KGB.
KGB who?

KGB a little gentler next time?

131. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lookfer!
Lookfer who?

132. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Crimea
Crimea who?

Ukraine make this stuff up.

133. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?

this joke really crashes…right into the glass ceiling.

134. Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Collusion.
Collusion who?

Everyone’s Russian to judgment on this one.

135. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?

136. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nita.
Nita who?

5 funny science knock knock jokes

Science can be mysterious, wonderful, and incomprehensible all at once. Science jokes can be terrible, unforgivable, and unfunny all at once. So, share away!

137. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Square root of 2.
Square root of 2 who?

138. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ohms!
Ohms who?

Accompanied by his colleague Wattson.

139. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Uranium-235!
Uranium-235 who?

This joke really radiates good humor.

140. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Noble Gas!
Noble Gas who?

Don’t lead neon.

141. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Zinc.
Zinc who?

9 funny computer knock knock jokes

Tell a few of these knock knock computer jokes and remind everyone why it is they stopped listening to you and started staring at their phone all day in the first place.

142. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ya Ya.
Ya Ya who?

Even better if you get them to sing it out.

143. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Firewall!
Firewall who?

144. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Amanda!

145.Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Wire.
Wire who?

I’ll telegraph you the punchline later.

146. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aldo
Aldo who?

Even laugh at this joke?

147. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Disk.
Disk who?

148. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida Who?

149. Knock knock.
Who’s there?Yah.
Yah who?

The real joke is anyone actually choosing Bing.

150. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?

5 funny military knock knock jokes

The military is an honored institution. Remind them why they were right not to welcome you into their midst with these Grade F military jokes.

151. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Army.
Army who?

GI don’t know.

152. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sniper
Sniper Who?

153. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?

Iran my brain trying to think of a reply.

154. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?

155. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Osama Bin
Osama Bin Who?

Still a classic all these years later.

13 funny easter knock knock jokes

Easter can be a time to bring the family together. Easter jokes are a reason for them to stay apart. You can really knock the charm out of that festive reunion with these funny knock knock jokes.

156. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?

157. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?

This one’s drowsier than the normal.

158. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ana.
Ana who?

159. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?

160. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?

This one will really slaughter your audience.

161. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?

162. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?

163. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?

164. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?

What a smashing joke to tell!

165. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?

You really blue it with this one.

166. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?

167. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny Who?

Hop over and find out who the culprit is!

168. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?

10 funny coffee knock knock jokes

Needing a caffeine fix? Then you’re definitely not in the mood for knock knock coffee jokes. Too bad your next cup of joe comes with a couple jokes before the black brew can work its magic.

169. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Coffee Brew.
Coffee Brew who?

A joke that lets everyone know who gets the first cup of coffee in the morning.

170. Knock Knock<
Who’s there?
Joe Coffee
Joe Coffee who?

171. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abraham.
Abraham who?

172. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Esme.
Esme who?

Nate yet.

173. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?

174. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sid.
Sid who?

I’d rather Stan.

175. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Goat.
The Goat who?

176. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?

177. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?

Sure, it’s a piece of a cake.

178. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pretzel.
Pretzel who?

This joke is a little twisted.

5 funny lawyer knock knock jokes

There’s only one reason to be grateful lawyers exist in the world: they gave us a reason to create lawyer jokes. These funny knock knock jokes really set the bar high for knocking down the folks who passed the bar.

179. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?

180. KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
LAWYER.
LAWYER WHO?

A slogan for everyone before they visit a lawyer.

181. KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
ABYSSINIA.
ABYSSINIA WHO?

182. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?

Certainly true if you aren’t Piggy about by the police.

183. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Control Freak. Con—

9 funny office knock knock jokes

If there’s a place people would actually enjoy funny knock knock jokes, it’s in the dreary, boring world of office life. So, keep your knock knocks topical with these office jokes perfect for your colleagues around the cubicle.

184. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?

This will really cheerio the whole office.

185. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?

186. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?

187. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!

189. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?

190. Knock knock.
Who’s there?

A joke that makes every tax agent laugh merrily.

191. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?

192. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?

12 funny church knock knock jokes

The one thing the pious and the impious can agree on is that they’ve had enough funny knock knock jokes for this lifetime and any other afterlife to boot. Too bad for them, you’ve brought knock knock church jokes that will pass muster from here to heaven.

193. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?

194. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Buddha!
Buddha who?

195. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah, who?

No, but I can build a decent boat.

196. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dubai!
Dubai who?
I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?

I like the Qatar your jib, young fella.

197. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jason Bourne!
Jason Bourne who?

198. Knock knock!
Whos There?
Allah!
Allah who?

199. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Babylon.
Babylon who?

What a towering joke for any crowd.

200. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jesus!
Jesus who?

201. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sodom.
Sodom who?

Gomorrah need another joke after this one.

202. KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO’S THERE?
HOLIER!
HOLIER WHO?

203. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?

What a divine joke.

204. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Moo!
Moo who?

2 funny but cheesy knock knock jokes

Knock knock stink as bad as old cheese, and like cheese, the stinkier the better. So, share their cheesy jokes with friends and make sure you really stink up the whole room.

205. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?

Yeah, she’s a gouda one.

206. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?

17 funny but bad knock knock jokes

Look, you’re a bad dude for inflicting these funny knock knock jokes on the world, so embrace it and tell some bad jokes that will getting them laughing.

207. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda Smellmop.
Wanda Smellmop who?

208. Knock, knock, who’s there?
Nicosia
Nicosia who?

209. Knock, knock, who’s there?
Medina
Medina who?

This one’s really out to lunch.

210. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?

211. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?

212. Knock, knock,
who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?

This joke is really up the creek.

213. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Candy…
Candy who?

Suckers love this joke.

214. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?

215. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes Dishes
Who?

216. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?

217. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa
Iowa who?

Better Nebraska for forgiveness.

218. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sadie
Sadie who?

219. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Repeat
Repeat who?

Well, you asked for it.

220. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?

221. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ach!
Ach who?

This joke is nothing to sneeze at.

222. Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little girl
a little girl who?

223. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?

11 funny witty Knock knock jokes

Just because your knock knock fanatic doesn’t mean you can’t also prove to be quite witty. These funny knock knock jokes are also witty jokes that anyone (with no shame or self-regard) would be proud to share!

224. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
X
X who?

B my guest.

225. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?

226. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
any
Zany who?

They’d have to be crazy not to laugh.

227. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?

228. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?

Alaska a friend.

229. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?

230. Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Doris.
Doris who?

231. Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Hal
Hal who?

232. Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Yukon
Yukon who?

this joke’s a gold mine.

233. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?

Don’t dry any funny stuff!

234. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?

7 funny new years knock knock jokes

Make sure you’re auld acquaintances really consider forgetting you this year by sharing your funny knock knock new years jokes with them during the countdown. You’ll ring in the new year amused…and probably alone.

235. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amory.
Amory who?

236 . Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?

One of those jokes that works best in pears.

237. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?

238. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?

That’s a pretty gouda one.

239. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beth
Beth who?

240. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fleas.
Fleas Who?

A joke that really ticks.

241. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher Who?

Rodent see that punchline coming.

242. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey Who?

243. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly Who?

11 funny knock knock nerd jokes

You may think funny knock knock jokes are synonymous with nerd jokes, but believe it not, some knock knock jokes can be even nerdier than that. Try sharing some of these jokes and see who pulls off the best nerd laugh afterward.

244. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Toby
Toby Who?

Hamlet they have a minute to get this one.

245. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Carrot
Carrot Who?

246. Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Narnia!
Narnia who?

Aslan as they laugh, that’s all that matters.

247. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aldo
Aldo who?

248. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?

Hope this joke doesn’t alienate your friends.
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
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249. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?

250. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noise.
Noise who?

251. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?

252. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?

253. Knock knock
Who’s there?
To
to who?

Nerdy and pedanctic, all in one!

254. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?

A pun in so few syllables!

How To Use Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Funny knock knock jokes only work if you help them work. You can’t just rely on the text to do all the work for you. As with any humor, delivery is important. So, to make sure you’re telling your knock knock jokes right, following these 4 steps. Then, you can sit back and let everyone enjoy how marvelously bad your sense of humor is.

1. Prepare for Groans Now

Get ready to relish your inner dad and let one of the great dad joke forms speak through you! These jokes are designed to be bad. You want them to be bad. You want them to be so bad that they make people laugh in spite of themselves.

So, embrace your role in this, and really enjoy telling these jokes.

2. Practice Your Punchlines

The key to every knock knock joke is the punchline, and that’s why you need to deliver it just right. Sometimes, it’s about bending the pronunciation of a word or really emphasizing an unexpected turn with your reaction.

Practice these beforehand to make sure when you tell it to others, you really communicate where the humor—such as it is—resides.

3. Share Your Amusement

This is sort of a post joke companion point with Step 1. Often, it isn’t the knock knock joke itself that makes people laugh, it’s the clear, child-like amusement the joke teller displays in having made everyone listen to their punchlines.

4. Keep Knocking

If the first joke falls flat, tell another. The key to getting the knock knock humor right is to practice and to show people you’re a good sport who just wants to make the world smile. So, if a silent crowd knocks you flat, get back up and start knock knocking again.

More Funny Jokes

Have you worn out your welcome telling funny knock knock jokes to the wrong crowd? Ingratiate yourself all over again with the comedic gems we’ve assembles in these articles:

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In Conclusion

Sure, you may struggle to feel the above knock knock jokes really count as among the funniest jokes ever, but did you ever stop to think maybe you’re the problem? These funny knock knock jokes are great for casual conversations, lightening the mood, and just letting everyone know you don’t take yourself too seriously.

So, get off your high horse, you comedy purist you, take your favorite jokes from above, and head over to a friends to share. And, hey, don’t forget to knock when you get there.