364 Best Corny Jokes – The only list you’ll ever need.
Story by:
Kyle Boureston
When it comes to jokes, corny jokes are the best.
They can make your audience’s eye roll in frustration or make them exhale sharply out of their nose, but deep down they know that corny jokes are the best.
From corny dog jokes to corny dad jokes that are so bad they are good, there are so many great jokes to choose from.
But when you are trying to find the best corny jokes, where do you look? Don’t worry, we have you covered with our list of the best corny jokes ever!
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13 Best corny Jokes
When you want to make someone really laugh, you need the best corny jokes. That’s why we have put together this amazing list of the best corny jokes to help you become the life of the party.
1. I’m so good at sleeping.
2. Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
3. What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
4. Could you please call me a taxi?
5. I invented a new word.
And we’re off with a winner. This joke is sure to make everyone roll their eyes and laugh all at the same time.
6. What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
7. What goes up and down but does not move?
8. Why was the broom late?
9. I wonder why the frisbee was getting bigger.
10. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.
Only to be used with people who have an incredibly dark sense of humor, this joke is so dark it’s kinda funny.
11. Why do chickens sit on eggs?
12. What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
13. What kind of bagel can fly?
16 corny dad jokes
Dad jokes may not be to everyone’s taste but we can bet that you will found someone who thinks these Dad jokes are as funny as we do.
14. Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Dad’s normally tell bedtime stories but a joke about the best bedtime story hero? Count me in!
15. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
16. What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
17. Why did Adele cross the road?
18. What’s blue and smells like red paint?
19. I asked my Mom if I was ugly.
20. How Long is a Chinese man’s name?
21. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
22. Does your dog bite?
23. I got fired from my job as a taxi driver.
24. When is a joke a dad joke?
This one might take your audience a little time to catch onto. But once that punch line lands, it is hilarious.
25. Thank you student loans for getting me through college.
26. Every single morning I get hit by the same bike.
27. How many lips does a flower have?
28. How do you stop a bull from charging?
29. Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
14 corny knock knock jokes
Knock knock jokes have been told for what seems to be forever. But it doesn’t matter if you are 10 or 110, knock knock jokes are always a winner.
30. Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who?
For those of you who love being grammatically correct, this one is for you.
31. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says.
32. Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who?
33. Knock knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who?
This joke is sweet and mannerly. Just the way I like my corny jokes.
34. Knock knock. Who’s there? I smell mop. I smell mop who?
35. Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who?
36. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bully! Bully who?
37. Knock knock. Who’s there? Barbara! Barbara who?
38. Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy! Wendy who?
39. Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who?
40. Knock knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who?
41. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who?
42. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ferdie! Ferdie who?
43. Knock knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who?
14 corny math jokes
While math may not be for everyone, you can’t deny that math jokes are hilarious! From decimals to algebra, math jokes are as smart as they are funny.
44. To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero…
45. Not all math puns are bad.
46. What is the official animal of Pi Day?
47. Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
This one is particularly funny for anyone who has ever had to apply for a loan.
48. Why did the Romans think algebra was so easy?
49. Why can’t the number 4 get into the nightclub?
50. What did one decimal say to the other?
51. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
52. Who invented the Round Table?
Who knew mixing trigonometry and Medieval mythology could make such a great joke?
53. There are 10 types of mathematicians.
54. What is a mathematician’s favorite season?
55. Do you know what seems odd?
56. How can you make seven even?
57. What are ten things you can always count on?
14 corny yet stupid jokes
Sometimes a corny joke has to be really stupid to be funny. When you are telling stupid jokes, you really need to leave feeling of embarrassment at the door.
58. What did the guitar say to the musician?
59. A limbo champion walks into a bar.
60. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
61. Why are rivers always rich?
62. I used to have two kidneys.
This joke is both kid friendly and easy enough for a child to understand. It’s fun for all the family!
63. I went to buy camouflage trousers…
64. Life is like a box of chocolates.
65. People who like trance music are very persistent.
66. I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.
67.An escalator can never break.
As jokes go, this one is more thought provoking than it is funny.
68. I’m a big fan of whiteboards.
69. I’m reading a horror story in Braille.
70. Just burned 2,000 calories.
71. Where do cows go for entertainment?
14 corny birthday jokes
Birthdays are already really fun but do you know what makes them even better? Birthday jokes! These jokes are great for any birthday party.
72. Is it getting warmer here or…
73. I asked my mother where I have been born when she told me in a hospital.
74. Looking 50 is great!
75. Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday.
76. What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
If you have a kid in your life that loves kangaroos, this one is the one for you.
77. I like birthdays but I think…
78. I was born to be a pessimist.
79. The best way to remember your wife’s birthday…
80. “Were any famous men born on your birthday?”
81. When I was born I was so surprised…
Beware of using this joke in the middle of a conversation. It may actually sound like a proper statement.
82. You are so old…
83. How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
84. The best way to remember your wife’s birthday…
85. Regular naps prevent old age…
12 corny old people jokes
When it comes to telling corny jokes, old people jokes are the best. From joking about growing old to false teeth, these old people jokes will make everyone laugh.
86. You know you’re old when…
87. You know you’re getting old when you have…
88. When my granddad was 65, he started running a mile a day to keep fit.
89. When I was a boy…
90. I want to die peacefully in my sleep as my grandfather did.
Dark humor isn’t for everyone. But this joke might be.
91. The older we get…
92. You know you are old when there is…
93. You know you are old when people…
94. You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80…
95. You know you’re getting old when you go to an antique auction…
Both funny and weirdly complimentary, this joke is really funny.
96. How are stars like false teeth?
97. At age 70, my grandfather…
15 corny dog jokes
Dogs are mans best friend, but their antics are great for coming up with great dog jokes.
98. What do dogs eat at the movie theaters?
99. Why do dogs like sandpaper?
Some jokes are specifically made for kids, and this is one of them.
100. How do dog catchers get paid?
101. He’s not a bad dog.
102. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
103. What do you call a large dog that meditates?
104. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?
Who’s a smart boy? This dog is and the joke is pretty hilarious too.
105. Why did the dog breeder go to the dentist?
106. Have you had a bad day?
107. What dog will laugh at any joke?
108. What’s a dog’s favorite drink at Starbucks?
109. What did the dog say to his wife?
110. What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
111. “We’re eating dinner soon.
18 corny but best one liner jokes
There is no other type of joke that is as funny as a one liner. Except maybe for the best one liner jokes that are especially corny.
112. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting.’
113. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law?
For all the English-lovers out there, this one goes out to you!
114. Have you played the updated kids’ game?
115. So what if I don’t know what “Armageddon” means?
116. My girlfriend broke up with me so I took her wheelchair.
117. A guy rushed past me at the post office to deliver 25 different letters.
118. My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline;
119. How did I escape Iraq?
120. My nickname at school was Scarface.
121. I just found out I’m colorblind.
122. If you cut off your left arm…
123. The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but…
If you are a terrible cook, don’t use this joke. Because someone might actually believe you.
124. My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her.
125. Why don’t developers carry guns?
126. As the judge sentenced me to death, I tried to offer him a high five.
127. What kind of music do planets like?
128. I just called the paranoia hotline…
129. Improve your memory by…
15 corny walks into a bar jokes
Some jokes are classics. From knock knock jokes to cheesy jokes, walks into a bar jokes are the definite King of jokes.
130. A robot walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve robots.” The robot replies…
131.Two dragons walk into a bar. The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.”His friend snaps back…
132. A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. The bartender says…
133. Four fonts walk into a bar. The bar man says:
134. An elf, a man, and a wizard walk into a bar.
136. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says:
137. Two guys walk into a bar.
138. A Roman walks into a bar, hold up two fingers, and says…
139. Five guys walk into a bar.
Oh those silly guys! This joke nearly has you feeling sorry for those guys.
140. A blind man walks into a bar.
141. Two husbands walk into a bar.The first one says, “My wife is an angel.” The second one says…
142. A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says…
143. E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says…
144. A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”…
13 corny military jokes
Military jokes are hilarious. Especially if they are super corny. These jokes are a combination of rule-breaking and corniness that will have everyone laughing.
145. What does a soldier write with?
The image of a soldier writing with a tiny pen is sure to have everyone laughing.
146. Did You Hear about the Accident at the Army Base?
147. How do you know if there is a Navy SEAL at the bar?
148. Which Month Do Soldiers Hate?
149. The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier:
And just like that young soldier, the laughter to this joke can come straight out of blue.
150. Have You Heard about the Karate Champion Who Joined the Military?
151. Where do military people get all their shoes from?
152. What do you call the leader of a trash army?
153. Why did the computer technician get kicked out of the army?
154. Where Do Rabbits Learn to Fly?
A joke that is funny and cute? Sign me up!
155. When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy…
156. What plant grows in a soldier’s garden?
157. What do you call a gun loaded with ammo?
12 corny coffee jokes
Everyone loves coffee. And what is better than coffee I hear you ask? That’s right, corny coffee jokes!
158. What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion.
Sarcastic and a bit sassy, this joke is funny straight off the bat.
159. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
160. Why don’t snakes drink coffee?
161. What is the best Beatles song?
Warning! If you tell this joke, there is a chance that people will involuntarily start singing “Let It Be”. You have been warned.
162. What do you get when you pour coffee into a black hole?
163. What do you call the first level of a coffee factory?
With clever wordplay and perfect performance, this joke could be brilliant.
164. How does Henry VIII like his coffee?
165. What did the coffee say to the other?
Who knew bean jokes could be so smooth?
166. What do you call a couple of coffee bullies?
167. What’s Dracula’s favourite type of coffee?
168. How do I take my coffee?
Tell this joke with an added bit of drama and a raised eyebrow and you’ll have a joke that will have people laughing for ages!
169. Would you like your coffee black?
12 corny lawyer jokes
Whether you are telling jokes to lawyers or a room full of people who have never hired a lawyer, lawyer jokes are always funny.
170. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
171. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
172. Nothing comes easy in life.
Sometimes jokes just have to get real you know?
173. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
174. What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
175. What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
176. A criminal lawyer…
177. Why don’t snakes bite lawyers?
An insult and a joke all rolled into one? This joke is on another level.
178. What do you call 15 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?
179. How does an attorney sleep?
180. What’s the difference between a lawyer and God?
181. When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
12 corny office jokes
Offices are so funny, they even made a TV show about them. So it’s a safe bet that when you tell office jokes, you will have every Pam, Jim and Michael in your office laughing.
182. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory?
183. I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job…
184. I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
185. How do construction workers party?
186. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
This one is great for work parties, once your boss isn’t around to hear it.
187. The trouble with being punctual is that…
188. I used to work in the office at a stationery firm but I quit.
189. I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus.
190. Coworker: Do you ever think about work at home?
191. Being an astronaut is funny.
192. If an accountant’s spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure?
193. The closest a person ever comes to perfection is…
Harsh but true, this joke will definitely make the job hunters in your group laugh, or cry. It really depends.
14 corny church jokes
From the Old Testament to Revelations, religion can sometimes be boring. So why not add some humor and tell some church jokes?
194. Jesus Christ walks into a bar.
195. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
196. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
197. And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life. But John …
In the Bible, they never said it was a competition!
198. At what time of day was Adam created?
199. Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
200. Need an ark?
201. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
202. Why are there so many old people in Church?
Nothing says corny joke quite like this dark revelation.
203. Who was the fastest runner in the race?
204. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian…
205. If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus was a little lamb…
206. What’s the best way to study the Bible?
207. Why is it necessary to be quiet in church?
If you have ever fallen asleep at church, you know that this joke is both funny and true.
14 corny and cheesy jokes
Do you know what is better than bringing cheese to a party? Bringing cheesy jokes to a party, obviously!
208. What did the toilet tell the other toilet?
Talking toilets? What’s not funny about some toilet humor?
209. Why was the strawberry crying?
210. Which is the longest word in the dictionary?
211. What did the hat say to the other?
What could be funnier than a talking hat?
212. What pet makes the loudest noise?
213. What did the janitor say when he got out of the closet?
214. What did the hamburger name his daughter?
215. What do you call an illegally parked frog?
216. What do you call a bear in the rain?…
217. How many Mexican guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
218. What cheese can you use to hide a horse?
If you use this with a group of kids, you are guaranteed laughs!
219. What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
220. How did the Italian chef die?
221. Knock, knock. Who’s there?
14 corny but witty jokes
Hilarious jokes are great but sometimes the most subtle jokes are the funniest. That’s when you need some witty jokes up your sleeve.
222. Heard about that new band called 1023 MB?
For all you computer technicians, this one is for you!
223. How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
224. What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?
225. A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food-truck and says…
226. What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
227. David lost his ID.
This one is so corny, it is hard not to laugh.
228. Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”
If you ever find yourself at a science convention, this one will help your comedy career take off!
229. As I said before…
230. I would make another chemistry joke…
231. I was going to say a witty, hilarious and intelligent joke about time-traveling…
232. I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like…
And they said learning the periodic table in school would help you. Help you understand this joke more like!
233. How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent?
234. Why did Charlotte Bronte make it easier to breathe?
When you find an audience that loves English literature, this joke is the perfect one to tell.
235. Your mother is so classless…
14 corny but the funniest jokes ever
While some people hate corny jokes, it’s hard to deny that some jokes are the funniest jokes ever.
236. Be polite to every idiot you meet. He could be your boss tomorrow.
When jokes are funny and possibly true, it makes them even more hilarious!
237. Important note from a car manual:
238. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
239. What do you get if you crossbreed a cute Easter rabbit with an insect?
240. Genie: What is your final wish? Me: I wish I were you! Genue:
241. My girlfriend got sick to her stomach when I told her I put ginger in our curry.
Oh! With a turn like that, it is hard not to laugh!
242. My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But…
243. Today I went for a walk with a beautiful girl.
244. Do not go to the bathroom in a dream.
245. Do you know what DNA stands for?
246. If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English…
Or you could be the person in the audience that screams back, “But I don’t understand English”. The heckling to this joke might just be funnier than the joke itself.
247. What lights up a soccer stadium?
248. If alcohol influences short-term memory…
249. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
When you combine Christmas and a joke, do you know what you get? A guaranteed corny joke!
13 corny what do you call jokes
Here’s a joke for you. What are the best type of jokes? What do you call jokes! Get it? No? Ok, well here are some better jokes that are sure to get your friends laughing.
250. What do you call a walking nun?
Tell this joke with a few jazz hands and a hand clap for extra effect.
251. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
252. What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
253. What do you call a loan from a bison?
254. What do you call a swim team made up of girls named Jennifer?
255. What do you call an old snowman?
Both sad and funny, this joke will get people to laugh and cry in equal measure.
256. What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
257. What do you call a spy frog?
258. What do you call a track meet for cross-dressers?
259. What do you call horses that come out at night?
260. What do you call a rich elf?
There is nothing quite like having to put an English accent on to really make a punch line work.
261. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
262. What do you call a doctor with 8 hands?
14 corny new year’s jokes
New Year’s a time for reflecting on the year that has passed and the time yet to come. And sometimes it’s just a great time to tell New Years jokes.
263. My New Years resolution is…
264. My resolution was to read more so…
Well, I guess, that’s one why to do it.
265. My wife still hasn’t told me…
266. Youth is…
267. Middle age is…
268. What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?
269. I remember last year like…
As the most used joke around New Year’s Day, this joke never gets old!
270. Where is New Years Eve so Mathematical?
271. What does a Ghost say on January 1st?
272. What did the cheerleaders say on New Year’s Day?
273. What did Stephen like to be called on December 31st?
274. What’s the problem with jogging on New Year’s Eve?
275. Usually, my main goal at a New Year’s party is…
276. My New Year’s resolution is…
15 corny thanksgiving jokes
There is a strange part of Thanksgiving where all the food is gone and your Dad is asleep on the couch. All you need to liven up the party is a few Thanksgiving jokes.
277. One turkey to the another:
278. What’s the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving?
279. What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids?
280. What smells the best at dinner on Thanksgiving?
281. What does a Pilgrim call his friends.
282. What usually comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Stating the obvious has been the backbone of great joke, and this one is no different.
Traditionally, the letter G.
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283. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
284. Why did the Pilgrim die in the car crash?
285. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
286. What does a turkey drink from?
287. I only have…
When it comes to corny jokes, this one is kinda sweet. It also makes me want pie.
288. What do you call a running turkey?
289. What’s blue and covered in feathers?
290. “What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
291. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
12 corny christmas jokes
Christmas is a time for family and friends and gathering around a fire. When you are getting cozy, these Christmas jokes are sure to make everyone fall around laughing.
292. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is…
293. Why does Santa have three gardens?
294. What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
295. What do you call a three-legged donkey?
296. Which football team did the baby Jesus support?
297. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
If all the children in your group are holding their noses, you know you are onto a winner.
298. Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole?
299. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
300. What do call Santa when he stops moving?
301. Where do reindeer go dancing?
302. What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
When it comes to corny jokes, you can’t beat the classics.
303. How many gifts can Santa squeeze in an empty stocking?
304. What kind of a bike does Santa ride in his spare time?
12 corny blonde jokes
They say blondes have more fun but blonde jokes can sometimes drop flat depending on the crowd.
305. Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied…
306. Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
307. What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box?
You could say that the blone is being silly, but really they are just dreamers.
308. What’s the difference between a smart blonde and a unicorn?
309. How do you confuse a blonde?
310. How do you keep a blonde busy?
311. Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers for hours on end?
312. What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?
313. Why’d the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
314. Because they go answer the door.
Telling jokes is hard, but making them as clever as this one is difficult.
315. A blonde and a brunette jump from a skyscraper.
316. How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday?
15 corny shark jokes
Sharks. The King of the Ocean. They are not to be messed with. Well maybe a little bit, especially if you know great shark jokes.
Here are 15 corny shark jokes.
317. What do you call a solitary shark?
318. What did the shark get on his biology test?
While some jokes are great told aloud, this one is definitely at its best when it’s sent in a message.
319. What is a shark’s favorite Bible story?
320. What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?
321. How do you throw a shark out of a bar?
323. How do sharks stay up all night?
324. What does a shark eat for dinner?
325. I saw a singing shark once…
326. Where are sharks from?
327. What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show?
328. What was the shark’s favorite Pixar movie?
Shocking and hilarious, this joke will have everyone laughing!
329. How did the hammerhead shark do on his test?
330. Having Shark Week is totally racist…
331. Why do sharks live in saltwater?
18 corny pirate jokes
Pirates are funny for a lot of reasons. From their eye patch to having one leg, pirate jokes are hilarious.
332. Have you ever heard any good pirate jokes?
333. Where do pirates buy their hooks?
334. Why did the pirate go out of business?
335. What do pirates use to treat burns?
336. What do you call a philosophical pirate?
337. Why are pirates good boxers?
338. How do pirates know they’re pirates?
Oh, a philosophical joke? This one is sure to make the most straight-laced audience laugh.
339. Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?
340. Pirates make fantastic singers.
341. What kind of a ship is most feared by pirates?
342. Why don’t you usually see a pirate that is a smoker?
343. How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Well you know, eye contact is crucial for great communication.
344. Who was the first pirate?
345. Why did the pirate give up playing golf?
346. How do pirates make their money?
347. How did the pirate find out he needed glasses?
348. 3.14% of sailors are…
Who knew that combining maths and pirates would result in such funny joke?
349. Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
15 corny yet bad jokes
When someone tells bad jokes, it can really bring down the vibe. But these bad jokes are sure to turn that eye roll into laughter.
350. What do you call Pride and Prejudice film with subtitles?
351. How do you work out how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?
Have your audience laughing and headbanging at the same time with this corny joke.
352. Thanks for explaining the word ‘many’ to me…
353. What do you call a nose without a body?
354. How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
355. Do you know what style of shoes plumbers love the best?
356. Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
Toilet humor? Check! So bad that it actually makes people laugh! Double-check!
357. That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke…
358. I never like jokes about retiring.
359. Nobody nose…
360. Why didn’t Bach go shopping?
361. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive…
Jokes about finance can only really be told to a certain audience. But when you find them, make sure you tell them this joke.
362. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
363. I love to study the brain.
364. Someone asked who invented the door knocker.
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More Awesome Jokes
Corny jokes are great but you can’t really use them all the time.
- When you want to seem like the funniest person in the room, you need to have a certain type of joke up your sleeve. Check out our political jokes for some inspiration.
- Want your joke to be funny and smart? Then why not check out our guide to the best science jokes?
- Some of the best jokes are just plain nerdy. So why not have a look at our nerd jokes for some hilarious jokes?
How To Pick The Best Corny Joke
Having a few corny jokes up your sleeve is a great way to break the ice, but how do you pick the best corny joke?
1. Know Your Audience
It’s great having lots of great corny jokes up your sleeve but when you tell a joke to the wrong audience, your comedy act can turn into a tragedy. To make sure that you are picking the right jokes for your audience, think about the kind of things that they like. Do they like clever puns? Do they enjoy wordplay? In other words, the more information you know about your audience, the more likely you are to pick the right joke.
2. Pick Your Setting
This one goes without saying. When you have picked your jokes, make sure that they are suitable for your surroundings. While this might create some unintentional hilarity, telling a lawyer joke in the middle of a court, might not be the best idea.
3. Have fun!
When you pick your jokes and the setting, just have fun with it. Jokes are made to make people laugh. But what makes a joke even funnier is when the person telling the joke is having a great time. So put on your best entertainers hat and get out there!
In Conclusion
Whether you are meeting new people or meeting up with friends, jokes are a great way to break the ice and start a conversation.
It doesn’t matter which joke you pick, once you have fun telling it. Remember, if you don’t think the joke is funny, then chances are your audience won’t either. Also, performance is key. From overacting for effect to underplaying a corny joke so the punch line really makes an impact, can really help make your jokes even funnier.
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