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In this post, we're breaking down a list of dirty things to say to your partner when you're feeling extra naughty.

Communication matters, even in bed, which is why I share a lot of tips to help men and women make the most of their conversations, from conversation topics for texting to awesome topics to talk about with friends. When it comes to your sex life, a little dirty talk will keep you and your partner from getting bored.

If you're looking for dirty questions to ask a guy or sexy things to say to your boyfriend, consider this list of dirty things to say as your ultimate guide.

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Best - #Best

Best Dirty Lines

Ultimate - #Ultimate

Ultimate List

Infographics - #Infographics

Infographics

Printable List - #Printable-List

Printable List

How - #How

How To Say

FAQs - #FAQs

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10 Best Dirty Things to Say

1. I was thinking about you today.

2. I need you so bad right now.

3. I'll make sure you feel good.

4. Say what you want me to do to you, and I will.

5. I need your body in my hands.

6. I feel so refreshed when I put my lips on you... you're like an ice-cold drink on a hot summer's day.

7. I want to capture this moment and live it forever!

8. Your body is absolutely perfect. It's like you just stepped out of my wildest fantasy.

9. I need to be careful around you. I just can't seem to think straight.

10. I want to explore every single inch of your body.

Ultimate List Of Dirty Things to Say

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Crush - #Crush

To Your Crush

Sexy - #Sexy

Sexy Lines

Freaky - #Freaky

Freaky Lines

Girlfriend - #Girlfriend

To Your Girlfriend

10 Dirty Lines To Say To Your Crush

The talking stage in any budding relationship is probably the best opportunity to slowly build the sexual tension between you and your crush. If you're looking to spice up your sexy talk, using this list of dirty questions to ask your crush is a great way to amp up your sex life.

11. I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren't here.

Dirty talking always starts with a seemingly casual tease. If you're a woman reading this, let me tell you right now that dirty messages such as this will certainly turn a guy on! Keep him on his toes. Your man will love it!

12. Let me make you feel what you've never been before.

Undeniable confidence, even when you're actually faking it, is also a good way to turn on any woman. Confidence is sexy, and with this kind of proposition, you're well on your way to having the best sexual encounter of your life.

13. You're always on my mind, and I can't wait to get you out of it and into my arms.

This kind of dirty talk is the kind of sexy talk that is both naughty and nice. Naughty because it works great for building sexual tension, and nice because a guy who can't wait to have you in his arms is never not sweet.

14. Can you come over? I need your help with something.

This may sound tricky in real life, so I suggest using this line after establishing a solid connection and trust with your crush.

15. You're mine, every single sexy part of you.

If your girl finds it a sexy thing, domination is also a good way to turn a woman on. Maybe you can follow up with this line from sex expert Sean Jameson- “I just thought of a new sex position that I desperately really want to try with you.”

16. I crave your body. It's my drug.

Nothing turns a woman on more than a man who loves her body and can't get enough of her. This could be a perfect dirty text for foreplay.

17. You can ask me whatever you want me to do to you.

One of the things that holds us back from being intimate with our significant other is not knowing if they'd be open to trying a sex position with us. Be it role play, oral sex, or phone sex, don't be afraid to ask for it.

18. What are your fantasies? I want to make every single one of them come true.

A guy committed to turning your sexual fantasies into real life is such a turn on for many women. I mean, not every guy is generous in that department.

19. The feeling of you is the only thing I can think about for days.

It is always hard to forget an A++ sexual activity. If you and your partner are already looking forward to the next one, dirty talking your way to it is great foreplay.

20. I'm going to give you a full body massage, and I'll save all the best spots for last.

I'm sure we all know what we're all thinking about at this moment. If you think about it, that is actually an awesome role play idea.

10 Sexy Things to Say

Just dreaming about the best sex talk you'll ever have in your life will not get you anywhere. This list of sexy things to say and dirty messages to a woman works best for phone sex.

21. Just the thought of you drives me crazy.

We've all been in some sort of haze when we're in love, and a woman hearing this will certainly appreciate it.

22, Whatever you want me to do to you, I'll do it.

Or, in the words of Katniss Everdeen, "I volunteer as tribute."

23. I'm imagining you doing things to me right now.

If you want to have the best sexual encounter of your life, you got to tease your girl like you've never had before.

24. The feeling of you is so addictive.

You know, falling in love and doing any kind of sexual activity is a lot like getting addicted to drugs. And that's according to scientists.

25. I can't ever control myself when you're near me.

This is giving Edward Cullen vibes for real! As long as you're not trying to leave her dry, be my guest, am I right?

26. I love it when you take control.

Like I said, men love confident women, especially those that know exactly what they want. So if you're a woman reading this, take notes.

27. I love the way you make me feel.

Sweet, isn't it? A sexy talk that doubles as a romantic gesture. That sounds to me like hitting two birds with one stone.

28. Tonight, I am yours. Tell me what you want.

Sexual pleasure intensifies when you know your partner is committed to giving you undivided attention. Just be sure to follow through with your moves.

29. You are every man's living, breathing fantasy.

When I said this is an ultimate guide, I wasn't kidding. Men, take notes. This is how to make a girl swoon.

30. I've been thinking about you all day.

When you're done talking dirty, how about saying something sweet like this to balance everything?

10 Freaky Things to Say

Some guys are next level freaky. As long as you're not hurting anyone and doing everything with consent, I say, you do you. This list of freaky things to say is perfect if you have an equally freaky partner to please.

31. I can't stop thinking about how good you feel.

Sex just doesn't feel the same if you're not doing it with someone you really love, and if this line does not resonate with you, then maybe it's time to ask if you're with the right one.

32. I need your body more than I need to breathe right now.

I highly doubt that, but for pleasure's sake, I'll allow it.

33. Work is stressing me out. Send me a little pick-me-up.

A little bossy, but if you're girl loves it when you boss her around, especially during sex or foreplay, this is a great way to turn her on.

34. Pleasuring you tonight will be my honor.

If this doesn't excite your girl to do very bad things to you, I don't know what will.

35. As soon as we get home, I'm going to do unmentionable things to you.

This is one of those dirty messages that are freaky enough to send you to another dimension. Use this, and you'll have the best sexual intercourse of your life.

36. It's unfair how fucking sexy you look right now.

If you're trying to earn a lot of boyfriend points so you can get your girl, all hyped up for a sexy time. This is exactly how you do it!

37. The sounds you make, make me so weak.

Sound is the most obvious telltale sign that you're girl is having a good time in bed. Here's another thing: women love doing it for their men.

38. I never knew that I could want someone this badly.

Well, when you have a real snack right in front of you, it's kind of hard to keep your hands to yourself.

39. I could get drunk off your scent.

Some guys get turned on by smells. Why do you think women keep a stash of perfumes on their vanity mirrors?

40. Do you know how beautiful you look?

Another sweet compliment that could also pass as dirty talk. Women love a productive man.

10 Freaky Lines To Say to Your Girlfriend

If that's not enough freaky stuff for you, here are some more dirty words to help keep you and your partner warm at night. If you know what I mean.

41. I wish we were at home so that I could do things to you.

Home is where the heart is. Home is also where you can be your most freakish self. Get a room already!

42. Eye contact with you is the best kind of foreplay.

The eyes are windows to our soul, and you can certainly see whether or not someone is really in love with you by the way they look at you.

43. I love the way you taste.

Sex is almost always associated with eating. Oral sex, for example, is a favorite for both men and women.

44. When you come home, I will put you in paradise.

If this doesn't want to make her come home to you as fast as she can…well, she's probably just busy.

45. I'm not going to eat too much. I need to leave some room since I have you for dessert.

A real snack of a woman is a meal and a dessert, all wrapped in a very hot package.

46. You smell good enough to eat.

Sex talk like this really turns a woman on. Tell her all about the bad thing you'll do to her in bed, and she'll be lusting over you for days.

47. Tonight, I want you to be in charge.

Now that's a man with secure masculinity. Real men aren't afraid to leave a woman in charge. Real men see women as equals, and that's always sexy.

48. You're the only woman who makes me lose it like this.

If you can't be Christian Grey, you can at least embody him through your dirty-talking prowess.

49. This is the pants police. You must surrender immediately for a zipper inspection.

This one's actually a great way to lighten up the vibe and get you and your SO in the mood.

50. If уоu соuld rеаd mу mіnd right now, you'd be blushing all over.

This is enough dirty talk to make a woman blush.

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How to Say Dirty Things to Your Partner?

If you're still new to talking dirty, don't fret. If I could get the hang of it, you can too. Trust me. You'd want to bring a handful of dirty lines when making love. Here are a few important tips to remember!

Tip #1: Know the perfect timing.

Timing is as important as the words you say and how you say them when you're trying to build intimacy in the bedroom, so make sure your woman is in the mood before you make any move.

Tip #2: Know what she likes.

You can't please a woman if you don't know what she likes and what she doesn't. The best way to do that is to simply ask her. Be open and don't judge her preferences. I mean, if it were you, you'd want for her to get on board too.

Tip #3: Take it easy and start slow.

Intimacy takes time and effort to build. Patience is a virtue even in bed. You can start with a playful tease here and there. If you feel she's already coming on to you, that's when you take your moves up a notch!

Tip #4: Start with something tame.

Like I said, you don't want to bombard her with freaky dirty lines straight up. Get her in the mood with a playful tease and continue from there.

Tip #5: Whisper into her ear.

Whispering into a woman's ear works best when trying to turn them on. I don't know why, but they love it.

Tip #6: Tease her.

Passionate lovemaking always starts with playful banter.

Tip #7: Be creative and confident.

By creative, I meant saying all the right things she wants to hear. You can do that by understanding what turns her on.

Tip #8: Say it naturally.

Dirty talks lose their magic when you're voice is shaky. Own it and say it like you mean it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Looking for more tips? Look no further.

Do girls like being asked dirty questions?

As long as they're in the mood for it, yes, which is why it's important to make sure they're connecting with you first.

Will I seem funny asking dirty questions?

It will all depend on how you deliver your lines. If your voice is trembling or the way you're saying it isn't believable, then yes, you'd look like a total clown.

Are there questions that women find offensive?

Anything unsolicited is offensive.

How will I know it's okay to ask her dirty questions?

The biggest green flag that a girl's okay with dirty talk is if she's already coming on to you. If she's not, it would be best to wait it out.

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